Best Easter Jokes 2025: Funny Picks for Kids & Adults

Introduction:

Easter is a time for gathering, gifting, and good-natured laughter. Whether you're tucking a card into an Easter gift, writing a sweet message in a note, or making the kids giggle during the festivities, a light-hearted Easter pun or joke, this article offers the best 80 Easter jokes to add a memorable touch.

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the jelly bean go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
2. What kind of shoes do frogs wear to Easter dinner? Open-toad.
3. How does the Easter Bunny stay safe? He's got a bunny guard.
4. Why couldn't the Easter Bunny sleep on Easter Eve? He was too egg-cited.
5. What comes at the end of Easter? The letter "r."
6. How do bunnies travel? By hare-plane.
7. What do you call a rabbit magician? A Hare-dini.
8. What do ducks eat for lunch? Soup and quackers.
9. How does the Easter Bunny leave your house? Through an eggs-it.
10.  Why did the Easter Bunny say when he had a cold? I feel hare-ible.

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Funny Easter Jokes for Adults

1. Where do you find the Easter Bunny? It depends on where you left him.
2. Why are people so tired in April? Because they just finished a 31-day March.
3. Why don't rabbits live very long? They're on burrowed time.
4. How do you kiss in April? With tulips!
5. Where do rabbits go after tying the knot? On a bunnymoon.
6. What's stranger than an egg-delivering rabbit? A spelling bee.
7. What's the best thing to drink on Easter? Spring water.
8. How did the chick win the talent show? She had an egg-straordinary voice!
9. What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
10. What's a proper toast at Easter? Ears to a great Easter!

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Easter Bunny Jokes for Kids

1. Why was the Easter Bunny's party so absorbing? Because everyone had a cracking time!
2. Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? Because they each have four rabbits' feet!
3. What kind of Bunny can't hop? A chocolate one!
4. Why is the Easter Bunny so lazy? Because he doesn't carrot at all!
5. What does the Easter Bunny say before it eats? "Lettuce pray."
6. What kind of hotel room did the Easter Bunny reserve? A big sweet.
7. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics
8. Why is the Easter Bunny so entertaining? He always has a good tail.
9. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With Hare Spray.
10. Where does the Easter Bunny reach when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store.

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Easter Bunny Jokes for Adults

1. Why can't a rabbit's nose length be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!
2. Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion? He eggs-foliates!
3. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward? A receding hare-line!
4. Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job? He had the most egg-perience!
5. How do you make rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
6. How do you get a bunny to work overtime? Just raise its celery.
7. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.
8. What do you call a forgetful rabbit? A hare-brain.
9. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? John Hopkins.
10. Why was the Easter Bunny caught? For hare-assment.

Easter Egg Jokes for Kids

1. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a funny story? It might crack up!
2. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a small chicken.
3. How many Easter eggs can you put in a vacant basket? Only one—after that, it's not vacant anymore!
4. Why do Easter eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
5. What stories do Easter eggs tell their children? Yolk tales.
6. What do you call naughty Easter eggs? Deviled eggs.
7. Why should you get an Easter egg hunting license? No poaching is allowed.
8. What is an Easter egg's most disfavored day? Fry-day.
9. Where does the Easter Bunny discover eggs? An eggplant.
10. Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they'd break.

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Easter Egg Jokes for Adults

1. What did the Easter egg enquire about at the hair salon? A new dye job.
2. What do you call an unusual Easter egg? Egg-centric.
3. What do you call a transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
4. Why do we paint eggs every year? Because it's easier than wallpaper.
5. What's an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.
6. Are you aware that the house is infested with Easter eggs? They needed an egg-terminator!
7. How did the Easter egg win the art show? It had some egg-straordinary paintings.
8. How do Easter eggs stay in shape? They eggs-ercise.
9. Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because he's an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
10. Why did the Bunny fall for the chicken? Because he was eggs-actly her type!

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Easter Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

1. Knock-knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and color your eggs; it's almost Easter.
2. Knock-knock! Who's there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish Easter was here?
3. Knock-knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben, who? Ben is waiting forever for my Easter basket.
4. Knock-knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Quick, Heidi eggs, the Easter Bunny's coming.
5. Knock-knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle help coloring your Easter eggs?
6. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Howerd. Howerd who? Howerd you like to go on an Easter egg hunt?
7. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Bunnies. Bunnies who? Nope, but owls do.
8. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? You're Justin time for Easter.
9. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another Easter joke for you.
10. Knock-knock! Who's there? Esther. Esther who? The Esther Bunny, duh!

Easter Knock Knock Jokes for Adults

1. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Esther, Esther Who? Esther, are there any more eggs hiding?
2. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Olive, Olive Who? Olive Easter, don't you?
3. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Avery, Avery Who? Avery, happy Easter to you!
4. Knock-Knock!  Who's there? Candy, Candy, who? Candy Easter Bunny, come early this year?
5. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Icy, Icy Who? Icy, the Easter Bunny, was here!
6. Knock-Knock!  Who's there? What'll, What'll Who? What'll we do with all these bunnies?
7. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Anna, Anna Who? Anna-ther Bunny!
8. Knock-Knock!  Who's there? Even more, even more Who? Even more Easter bunnies!
9. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Easter, Easter Who? Easter Bunny!
10. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Harvey, Harvey Who? Harvey, Happy Easter, everyone!

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