80 Funny Birthday Wishes to Light Up Your Loved One's Day

By Monica | Follow | Updated on April 8, 2024

Introduction:

Life is too short to be taken seriously. So, on your loved one's birthday, nothing can be a better present than sending them genuinely funny birthday wishes. Try the following list, which perfectly balances silly and appropriate messages to make their special day happy and unforgettable. 

Craft Funny Birthday Wish Cards in PDF

Why not make a genuinely funny and creative birthday card to make your loved one's special day even more special? You can craft a personalized greeting card PDF image with your favorite birthday wishes for them this year. With the help of the best PDF editor and creator, SwifDoo PDF, you can easily create an attractive wish card in a few clicks. You can use the ready-to-use PDF card templates from the SwifDoo PDF program to type your favorite birthday wishes. You can even attach your preferred stickers to make your card look more exquisite.

Let's quickly learn how to use the SwifDoo PDF to write your birthday wish messages and other texts into the PDF greeting and wish cards.

Step 1: Launch the SwifDoo PDF and get the ready-to-use PDF card template available with the SwifDoo software.

Step 2: Search and Hit the Edit tab and browse the Insert Text.

Step 3:  Add your preferred funny birthday wishes and quotes in the PDF format for your loved ones to the text bar.

Step 4: Search and Hit the Image tab to add an image of your birthday wish card PDF. Or browse the Annotate section and choose Stickers to add stickers to give your card a more beautiful look.

10 Best Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

1. A good birthday celebration is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the gushing!
2. You don't seem to be a day over 17! Far off, with my eyes closed.
3. Here's wishing you a joyous birthday with all of my butts! (as it is definitely bigger.)
4. Everyone turns out to be young once. Today, your turn is over. Happy Birthday!
5. Happy birthday! Thank God you're not as old as you will be next year today.
6. Researchers discovered that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy Birthday.
7. If gray hair indicates wisdom, then you're a genius! Happy Birthday!
8. It's great that you're still alive! Happy Birthday!
9. Happy birthday! I wish your big day to be as wonderful as you pretend your age is.
10. Life is brief. Keep smiling while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

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10 Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

1. Happy Birthday to my best-loved human wake-up clock!
2. You're not growing older; you're just getting closer to becoming an exemplary guy. Happy Birthday, friend!
3. I just can't believe you're still alive; congrats, bestie! Happy Birthday!
4. It's your big day, so let's enjoy cake and pretend we're not getting older. Happy Birthday!
5. Congratulations on one more year of wisdom and wrinkles; happy birthday!
6. Happy Birthday to my accomplice in crime! Let's make some more problematic decisions this year!
7. Happy Birthday to the only guy who is older than me.
8. As it's your birthday, I'll share my fries with you. Happy Birthday!
9. You seem rooted in all the genes of aging well in the family. Cheers to you! Happy birthday, best friend!
10. Commemorating your eminence is really getting old, yet I'm here for it. Happy birthday, dude!

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10 Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

1. Compliments on completing one more trip around the sun without getting lost or crashing. Happy birthday!
2. Happy birthday to the person who makes me laugh until my eyes tear up.
3. It's unbelievable that you're getting older, but I'm delighted you're not getting any wiser. Happy Birthday!
4. You know you're growing old when your birthday cake is bigger than your head. Enjoy your birthday, old man!
5. Here's to a guy who is so funny that he could make a clown laugh. Happy Birthday!
6. I'm so happy you were born, even though sometimes I question why. Happy birthday, buddy!
7. Happy birthday to the person who's still young at heart but with wrinkles on his face.
8. Compliments on being one more year closer to those wrinkles and gray hair you always speak about! Happy Birthday!
9. I considered getting you a funny birthday card but realized nothing could be more amusing than your age.
10. You're not just my best friend but also my personal clown. Happy birthday, funny person!

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10 Funny Birthday Wishes for Her

1. It took you 40 years to look this good! Happy Birthday, my love!
2. It cannot be guaranteed that everyone except me will be excitedly anticipating your arrival today. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
3. you must be smiling on your birthday! You'll be long-lived if you have more birthdays. Happy Birthday, honey!
4. Happy birthday, babe! I wish you would use more common sense this year!
5. Pretty girl, now you are officially 30. Oops, 20! Happy Birthday!
6. Enjoy your birthday, or you will have to pay the bill. Happy Birthday, sweet angel!
7. You are beautiful, believe me. Happy birthday, babe!
8. I missed getting you a present, so I'm taking a shower, changing into my birthday suit, and wrapping myself up for you. Happy birthday, darling!
9. Happy birthday, honey! I hope your new age enhances your beauty, as you wished the other day.
10. Happy birthday to the lovely girl who has eventually hit the age where she can no longer claim to be 21.

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10 Short Funny Birthday Wishes

1. Older? Certainly. Wiser? …mmm questionable. Happy Birthday!
2. Smart, handsome, and quick-witted! But suitably about me. Happy birthday!
3. A real friend remembers your birthday but not your length of life.
4. Greetings on getting slightly older!
5. Give up coffee; today is a day for champagne. Happy birthday!
6. You're not too old. You're time-tested and true. Happy Birthday!
7. It's better to be on the cliff than under it. Happy Birthday!
8. I wish you lived so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!
9. Be cautious. Excessive birthdays will kill you. Happy birthday!
10. Don't grow up, buddy! It's a trap. Happy birthday!

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10 Long Funny Birthday Wishes

1. Because it's your big day, I'll let you handle the music in my car. Use this advantage wisely! Happy birthday, darling!
2. I love you despite you once trying to set me up on a date with your uncanny coworker. Happy birthday, honey!
3. Happy birthday to the only guy I can peg out with for hours without irritation.
4. Let's be truthful; one day isn't enough of a jubilation for someone like you. Celebrate your birthday month!
5. Best friends are incredible, especially yours. I pardon you for being younger than me. Happy birthday!
6. Happy Birthday to the person who is getting more precious and better with age!
7. On your big day, my friend, you have made me appreciate something - that I'm not the oldest guy here! Happy Birthday!
8. As your best friend, I am here to remind you of important things—like 'always spare money for retirement'! Happy Birthday!
9. Dear friend, some guys are obsessed with age! Like myself! I just can't believe how old you are! Happy Birthday!
10. Hey bestie, I know you are unhappy about your age this year, but no problem- I'm here to blow out your birthday candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again! Happy Birthday!

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20 Funny Belated Birthday Wishes

1. Sorry for the belated happy birthday. With anticipation, you'll have another one next year.
2. You might have had many birthday wishes yesterday, but I'm thinking of you today. Happy belated birthday!
3. This year, I'm commemorating your birth month rather than your birthday. So, happy birthday month to you!
4. Sorry I wasn't there with you to express grief over the loss of your youth. Happy belated birthday!
5. It's too harsh to trust that you are turning older, and I chose to wish you a happy birthday late this year.
6. You can never celebrate your birthday in one day. You demand the whole month, so I'm mailing you this card now.
7. Sorry, I overlook your birthday. Here's wishing you a wonderful birthday next year ahead!
8. I regret that I forgot your birthday. The great news is that I also overlooked your age. Happy Belated Birthday!
9. I didn't miss your birthday; I'm just commemorating your birth week!
10. Happy belated birthday, partner! I was going for a surprise. Who knew coming after the party could be so suspenseful?
11. I didn't overlook your birthday; I just needed to test your forbearance. Congratulations! You passed the test!
12. I'm not telling you I'm absent-minded, but I just recalled your birthday... fashionably late.
13. Last year, you forgot my birthday gift, so now I am returning the favor. Happy belated birthday!
14. Someone has to continue the party. No worries. Happy belated birthday!
15. I may have forgotten the actual date, but my love and wishes for you are dateless. Happy belated birthday!
16. I was hesitant about what to get you for your birthday, so I decided I'd give you the gift of suspense. Happy belated birthday, my composed friend!
17. I didn't ignore your birthday; I just wanted to build on some extra suspense in your life.
18. Happy belated birthday to someone so amazing that they deserve to be jubilated every day, not just on their present birthday!
19. I wanted to be the last to wish you a happy birthday so you'd remember me for a long time. Happy belated birthday!
20. Sorry for the lateness, but the great news is that your birthday commemoration can last even longer! Belated happy birthday to the coolest dude I know!

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