10 Short Birthday Jokes for Adults

How do you wish your crazy best friend a happy birthday? Here are 10 short, funny birthday jokes for adults one-liners that'll make everyone roaring with laughter.

1. Hey, friend, you still look 21 from a distance. Happy Birthday, dear!
2. Happy Birthday to a friend old enough to remember mix tapes!
3. Cheers to another year of making the rest of us look bad!
4. Happy Birthday, awesome guy! Remember to iron the wrinkles out of that birthday suit.
5. If it's any consolation, you're getting tastier in whiskey years. Happy Birthday, buddy!
6. On your Birthday, remember this: You only look as old as your last selfie.
7. Here's to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy Birthday, rock star!
8. I may have missed your Birthday, but at least I didn't forget that I forgot!
9. Friends never forget birthdays! But sometimes, they remember very, very slowly.
10. This card is late on purpose. Now it's your Birthday for the entire month!

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10 Funny and Hilarious Birthday Jokes for Adults

We've collected 10 best happy birthday jokes for adults. Try the best message for a birthday boy in a funny way on his special day.

1. Why did the chicken throw a birthday party? It was egg-cited about turning another year older.
2. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his birthday cake? He was feeling a little shellfish.
3. Why was the cup of coffee sad on his Birthday? He was feeling a little depressed.
4. What advice did the pickle have for his friend on his Birthday? "Relish every moment."
5. Why do some people get heartburn whenever they eat birthday cake? They forget to take off the candles.
6. Why don't skeletons have birthday parties? Because they have nobody to celebrate with.
7. What did the dog say on his friend's Birthday? I love you, fur real.
8. Why didn't the teddy bear eat birthday cake? He was already stuffed. Why was the calculus book sad on its Birthday? It had too many problems.

9. Why was the calculus book sad on its Birthday? It had too many problems.
10. Why did the scarecrow have a great birthday? Someone told him he was outstanding in his field.

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You can try any of the above-listed funny jokes for adults' birthdays. They'll make the recipient chuckle, giggle, or burst into laughter.

10 Happy Birthday Dad Jokes for Adults

Many people wonder how to say good birthday jokes for an adult who is your Dad. You can use a catchy phrase for birthdays to make him laugh and be happy.

1. On your Birthday, Dad, let's put the clubs away and celebrate with some cake instead, but feel free to wear your golf shoes.
2. Happy Birthday to the best Dad who knows how to hook 'em and cook 'em, even if the cooking part is a bit of a mystery.
3. Why did the Dad decide to go fishing on his Birthday? So he could finally have a good excuse for taking a nap in the middle of the day!
4. Dad, you know how to handle a sand trap but have trouble handling the laundry. Happy Birthday, my Superman!
5. Another year of wisdom, experience, and another year of constantly tinkering with your car?
6. You're another year older, but you're still exploring new worlds and galaxies with your trusty spaceship or video game console.
7. On your Birthday, your toolbox may overflow with every tool you could ever need, even if you don't know how to use all of them.
8. Happy Birthday to the great Dad who knows how to handle a stick shift but still hasn't mastered backing up a trailer.
9. Happy Birthday to Dad, who can fix anything around the house except the dishwasher, which has been broken for three months.
10. You're another year older but still convinced that you can fix anything with a bit of elbow grease and some creative problem-solving.

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10 Birthday Knock Knock Jokes for Adults

An old birthday joke for adults can cause a burst of laughter. Here are 10 birthday  Knock-knock jokes for adults that will bring extra cheer and make the day even more memorable.

1. Knock-knock! Who is there? Tank. Tank who? Thank you for calling me to your birthday party!
2. Knock-knock! Who is there? Wooden shoe, Wooden shoe, who? Wooden shoe, would you love to hear a birthday joke?
3. Knock-knock! Who is there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! You should be sneezing with excitement for your Birthday!
4. Knock-knock! Who is there? Harry. Harry who? Harry, up and make your wish; it was your birthday!
5. Knock-knock! Who is there? Justin. Justin who? Just in time for your Birthday!
6. Knock-knock! Who is there? Yoda Lady. Yoda Lady, who? Yoda Lady, who's having a fantastic birthday!
7. Knock-knock! Who is there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda, I wish you a very happy birthday!
8. Knock-knock! Who is there? Noah. Noah who? Noah, it's way better to wish you a happy birthday!
9. Knock-knock! Who is there? Abby. Abby who? Abby, Happy Birthday to you!
10. Knock-knock! Who is there? Dewey. Dewey, who? Does Dewey have to have cake on your Birthday?

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Tip: How to Make a Fun Birthday Card with Adult Birthday Jokes

If your friend or relative loves to read funny messages, you can make birthday cards with fun on their special day. Download a readily available PDF birthday card template from websites for free and use it with SwfDoo PDF to design and create a unique and personalized birthday card image or PDF for them.

Here are the quick steps to use SwifDoo PDF to make a birthday card with adult birthday jokes:

Step 1: Open the SwifDoo PDF and download a ready-to-use birthday card template to import into the software.

Step 2: Navigate to the Edit tab and select Insert Text.

Step 3: Add your favorite birthday party jokes for adults to the card template and insert it into the original PDF text box.

Step 4: Save or print the card for use by pressing Ctrl + P or going to SwifDoo > Save as.